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WoodRocket To Produce Guardians Of The Galaxy XXX Parody

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Prepare to spread your orbs, whip out your infinity stones, and get hooked on a feeling, because WoodRocket.com is going into production on the Guardians of the Galaxy adult parody, Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot.

Being brought to you by the website that gave you Bob’s Boners, Game of Bones, and Orgy of Bill Murrays, Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot is looking like it could be the most entertaining genital-filled super hero team sex spoof of all time!

In honor of James Gunn’s Marvel movie masterpiece becoming the highest grossing film of 2014 domestically, and the recent announcement of the upcoming sequel, WoodRocket.com knew that now was the time to begin work on showing the world what real space genitals should look like.

Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot will be written & directed by Lee Roy Myers.

“I think that Guardians of the Galaxy is one of the greatest super hero movies of all time. I am very excited to add penetration.” says Myers.

Casting for Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot will begin soon.

Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot will be available for free exclusively at WoodRocket.com.

WoodRocket.com is redefining adult entertainment with its unique mix of sex & comedy & pop culture. Offering thousands of free, high quality content, including exclusive parodies like Doctor Whore, The Royal Tenendongs, & SpongeKnob SquareNuts, and original web series like “James Deen Loves Food”, “Topless Girls Reading Books”, and “Look At Me Now”. WoodRocket.com & its content have been featured on Gawker, Gizmodo, io9, Rolling Stone, Huffington Post, The Hollywood Reporter, Jezebel, Esquire, Bon Appetit, Vice, Fleshbot, and more. WoodRocket.com even found its Game of Bones & The Knobbit parodies as trivia questions on the highly acclaimed Comedy Central Game Show, @Midnight.

 

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